Every night 30 to 50 new offenders enroll in the SLUG REHAB program. The first night is a ‘drying out’ process. We take them off their favorite foods…cabbages, collards, marigolds and especially bee-loving plants like sunflowers, wall flowers, daisies, and salvia. We dump them in the woods where they can feast on pine needles. Repeat offenders spend a night in the ‘slammer’ (freezer) where it’s guaranteed they won’t be back…and we don’t waste any beer on them.
See also Slug Control
Note: No slugs were harmed in the making of this blog.
I was looking for something good to say about slugs, how they fit into the circle of life, prove invaluable to humanity or something like that when I came upon this blog… The Four Slugs of the Apocalypes